Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
You’re broke in graduate school, basically, and I was flexible from having danced and I was pretty cut from having wrestled, and I also rowed and so on the dance team; there were some fellow male dancers who told me about this club, these ladies’ clubs but there are these male dancers, and they said they danced moves we do just in the normal training for our dance performances … and they invited me because I needed more money, I was broke.
So I went just to observe it [to see] if it was something I could do and they came out with jockstraps having been soaked in lighter fluid, asbestos jockstraps, ignited, coming out dancing to Jerry Lee Lewis’ “Great Balls of Fire.”
I said, “Nope. Not for me.” I’m embarrassed to say that it wasn’t until that moment when I said to myself, “Maybe I should be a math tutor.” I don’t know why I didn’t think of that first.
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Scroll down a few posts on my blog to something named ‘About Necessity of Hendricks’, this is the draft for the blurb of the novel
ive never seen a more perfect gif
drum solo dreams
You know you’re in Australia when you say “It’s only 29 degrees”.
Jaden Smith has escaped
Don’t mess with Gimli